warning: it’s mean

Roast any trader in one tweet.

Tag @RoastFamily on X. It reads their FOMO wallet and replies with a report card.

Everyone can reply
type a handle, hit Post, the bot replies on X.
or try
roast.familyFOMO report card · 30 days
TheS◎Lstice
@The__Solstice · 359.9K followers
A-annoyingly good
Profit or loss+$5.98MA+
Best coinSTONK+$6.00MA
Worst coinSTONKCATS+$70.5KA
Trades everypaper hands!!13.0 minD
Rank on FOMO#3A+

“Made $6.0M on $3.3M of volume. Didn’t trade, just sat there. Annoying, honestly.”

roast.family/r/the__solsticenumbers from FOMO
GRADED @The__SolsticeA-

It replies right there
in the thread.

Post
roast.family@RoastFamilyexample
Replying to @yourhandle and @frankdegods
Traded $66.8M to keep $1.6M. That’s 2.5¢ on the dollar. You’re a supermarket with a Twitter account. roast.family/r/frankdegods
roast.family
frank 🎒
@frankdegods · 331.7K followers
B-could do better
“Traded $66.8M to keep $1.6M. That’s 2.5¢ on the dollar. You’re a supermarket with a Twitter account.”
Profit or loss
+$1.64M
last 30 days
Best coin
+$553.4K
BP
Worst coin
+$8.6K
OFY
Trades every
5.7 min
paper hands!!
Rank on FOMO
#12
by 30 day PnL
FOMO report card · last 30 days · roast.family/r/frankdegods

you tag it

it reads their wallet. real numbers only

it replies with the card

the replies do the rest

The card, marked up.

roast.family
point farm capital
@pointfarmcap · 372.5K followers
A-annoyingly good
“One trade every 9.1 min, asleep or awake. That’s not trading, that’s a pulse.”
Profit or loss
+$10.78M
last 30 days
Best coin
+$10.15M
STONK
Worst coin
+$144.2K
RAYCAT
Trades every
9.1 min
paper hands!!
Rank on FOMO
#1
by 30 day PnL
FOMO report card · last 30 days · roast.family/r/pointfarmcap
the line everyone screenshots
the grade. no curve.
what they made (or didn’t)
the coin that paid
the coin that hurt
how often they click buy
where they rank on FOMO
roast.family
point farm capital
@pointfarmcap · 372.5K followers
A-annoyingly good
“One trade every 9.1 min, asleep or awake. That’s not trading, that’s a pulse.”
Profit or loss
+$10.78M
last 30 days
Best coin
+$10.15M
STONK
Worst coin
+$144.2K
RAYCAT
Trades every
9.1 min
paper hands!!
Rank on FOMO
#1
by 30 day PnL
FOMO report card · last 30 days · roast.family/r/pointfarmcap
  • the grade. no curve.
  • the line everyone screenshots
  • profit or loss, best and worst coin
  • how often they click buy
  • where they rank on FOMO

Overheard on X.

What it says about real FOMO traders.

roast.family@RoastFamilyexample
Replying to @theveeman
Up $4.3M while barely touching the buttons. The rest of the board is furious. roast.family/r/theveeman
roast.family
Vee
@theveeman · 301.3K followers
A-annoyingly good
“Up $4.3M while barely touching the buttons. The rest of the board is furious.”
Profit or loss
+$4.28M
last 30 days
Best coin
+$5.14M
STONK
Worst coin
+$479.8K
ANSEM
Trades every
11.5 min
paper hands!!
Rank on FOMO
#4
by 30 day PnL
FOMO report card · last 30 days · roast.family/r/theveeman
roast.family@RoastFamilyexample
Replying to @xbtDLN
146 trades in a month and still up $720K. Either a genius or forgot the password. roast.family/r/xbtdln
roast.family@RoastFamilyexample
Replying to @TheOnlyOMP
95% of the top bag is STONK. That’s not a portfolio, that’s a hostage situation. roast.family/r/theonlyomp
roast.family
Old Man Pervert
@TheOnlyOMP · 27.9K followers
Aannoyingly good
“95% of the top bag is STONK. That’s not a portfolio, that’s a hostage situation.”
Profit or loss
+$1.39M
last 30 days
Best coin
+$1.39M
STONK
Worst coin
−$43.7K
EMBER
Trades every
3.4 h
fine.
Rank on FOMO
#19
by 30 day PnL
FOMO report card · last 30 days · roast.family/r/theonlyomp
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